Sayings that make me happy: (or at least smile a little:)

Oh snap! what the hell?
-Sweet Daddy

No, there's no lotion on the puppet's ass.

-Jeff Dunham

Only on Tuesdays.

-Cassie

Rip it!

-A. F.

You can't fix stupid.

-Ron White

It must be obvious day at camp stupid.

-??

North Pole. Fuck the South Pole!

-Peter

How about no, Scott.

-Cassie

Mater. Like Ta-Mater. Except without the 'Ta.'

-Mater (Larry the Cable Guy)

Happier than a tornader in a trailer park!

-Mater (Larry the Cable Guy)

Panuche.

-Pendelton

Dan, give me the damn turtle!

-Helen (Kate Hudson)

Scotland!

-Rachel, Kera, and Leslie

Dirt-Da-Dir!

-Pendelton

He shut my Stick in the door.

-Jose Jalepeno on a Stick!

You are here.

-Peanut

Aw hell, they can carpool.

-Walter

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